Jokes on you, I prefer not to talk about being straight. It is one of my least cool traits.
Wait, you’re not making your sexuality and gender your identity?
Loser.
You got cool traits? Must be nice…
Being straight is not woke bro. Get some dick fr fr no cap fam ong.
fr fr go woke or go broke
This is the future they left wants
Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism isn’t just a saying, it’s a lifestyle
No genders, no masters
Sally forth the Queerletariat!
It’s also a beloved science fiction franchise.
c/TenForward leaking
c/theculture is leaking
I put Luxury before Automated so the acronym is FLAGS-C
Without luxury and communism, you just get fully automated gay space.
Haha. I was trying to make the joke without actually being offensive.
I didn’t use that word, I just made you think it.
Ahaha don’t worry, I got your meaning. Just wanted to point out I got the joke.
Humanity is transient. If we go out by being queer and not having kids, it’s better than many of the other ways.
The gay apocalypse? The cockpocalypse!
That’s way more fun than zombies!
Guys get in the gay pile
I understood that reference
Cockblockalypse
Isn’t this basically the exact thing that happened with the “mouse utopia” project?
If you’re in the USA you don’t have left anyway, it’s just right and extremely right
Nobody on the left wants crappy surveys
I don’t think that it’s forgotten I think it’s a great representation of flipping the roles around. Instead of leaving out LGBTQ+ they chose to have straight be the other this time.
People lack of imagination is the problem. You’re a man into women, mark lesbian, woman into men, mark gay. Easy as that.
Who knew we were right all along back in middle school.
So, the L word really was lesbian. Nice!!
I feel persecuted; I’m shitting and cumming in fear.
Literally shitting cum rn
Better than cumming shit. UTIs abound.
This one’s easy just mark gay or bisexual
There’s many reasons to shit cum, and only one of them is gaying
Okay I got way too deep into thinking this and came up with 3 legitimate reasons. Either you’re not man, or it was a trans woman who came in your butt. Or you were raped
Now the more questionable reasons:
- There was cum on the floor and you fell on it
- While pooping, a splash from toilet threw cum in your ass
- really weird mutation
- it’s God’s miracle
- you drank cum and it wasn’t digested
- you inserted cum in your ass with syringe
- a cumfly flew in your ass while you were naked running in forest
- Aliens
- You were just curious
- Helping out bro
- Didn’t have any grass or cash
- You were time traveling and spawned in a spot where there was cum
- Jacking-off competition gone wild
- Jacking-off competition in ISS and the cum just floated in your ass
Literally exterminating straight culture
Noooooo, my heterosexuality is being repressed! /s
tim pool is probably already making a video about it
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When you fail to read the fact that this is a survey from the RAs of a dorm and completely unrelated to a job
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Also, which ones of these options are gender identities?
Ah, your masks are slipping
I wanna be hired to be a student at a university and live in the dorms! So far I’ve had to pay for all that stuff.
Watching the wheels turn when a straight person, upset by being forgotten, is told that this is what LGBTQ+ people are used to and have had to deal with for most of history.
chef’s kiss
Usually people like that are one reality check away from unmasking and going full-on “it’s just unnatural, it’s not normal and it’s disgusting”.
Arguing with conservatives is basically just peeling an onion full of concern baiting, sealioning, plausible deniability, and euphemisms; when you shatter their initial disenginuous line of reasoning (which may seem innocent or reasonable at first to the naked eye), they start digging into arguments that get more and more misdirected and irrational…
When you exhaust their load of fake arguments/“reasoning” that they bend at will, the ones that only exist to defend their already pre-determined position, they start to show their true colors and get into their real irrational and hateful motives for propogating their beliefs.
“Well I’m just concerned about LGBT people grooming children”… “I’m fine with the gays as long as they keep it to themselves, this cancel culture is just excessive”… “It’s allowing trans people [[trans women]] in bathrooms and sports that I worry about, think of the real women who are scared and have a biological disadvantage against men”… “Biden is encouraging 8 year olds to transition, this ‘transgender’ thing is just a trend, pride is a ploy for corporations to make more money and you’re just a tool for participating in it”… “Same-sex relations and transgenderism are a sin, I don’t think their freedoms should be restricted, but I disagree with them personally, also gays have a higher rate of abusive relationships”… “Straight people [[men]] are persecuted, there’s nothing made for normal people anymore and it’s all catered towards the gays, it’s dangerous to be straight now, I’m scared of telling someone I’m straight in case they blow up on me and call me homophobic like a blue-haired feminist”… “You shouldn’t be queer in public, what if children watch it and transform into gays themselves, it’s all inordinately fetishistic”… “Being queer is fucking unnatural and seeing men kissing in public is disgusting, your kind are child groomers and rapists, keep your hands off of children, you’re going to Hell, stop spreading your Wokeism ideology and ruining my video games and anime, also traps aren’t gay I’m straight for liking them and MHA and Konosuba and K-On and Dragon Maid are the best animes”
is about how it goes – minus the anime part, unless you’re on an online anime community, lol (fascists love prepubescent anime girls a lot). They’re very supportive of queer representation as long as it’s exclusively in their pornography and kawaii anime, but only if you objectify and tokenize the queer characters and refuse to acknowledge their queerness, hmmm curious… what amount of Astolfo (Fate) and queer porn addicts do you think aren’t raving homophobes that call feminine male, non-binary, and androgynous anime characters & actors objectifying terms and slurs while simultaneously convincing themselves that what they’re doing is completely straight and that they’re not sinning to the lord? It’d be a faster count than those who are I bet.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
Don’t even have demiromantic though, smh my head
Should be multiple choice tho. You can be gay and asexual. Homoromantic
Since it specifically says sexual orientation and not romantic orientation, I think asexual would be the correct answer in that situation.
I wonder if that was my Alma Mater. Transylvania University has an extremely high LGBTQ population. Like well over 30% of my freshman class back in '96