There’s many reasons to shit cum, and only one of them is gaying
Okay I got way too deep into thinking this and came up with 3 legitimate reasons. Either you’re not man, or it was a trans woman who came in your butt. Or you were raped
Now the more questionable reasons:
There was cum on the floor and you fell on it
While pooping, a splash from toilet threw cum in your ass
really weird mutation
it’s God’s miracle
you drank cum and it wasn’t digested
you inserted cum in your ass with syringe
a cumfly flew in your ass while you were naked running in forest
Aliens
You were just curious
Helping out bro
Didn’t have any grass or cash
You were time traveling and spawned in a spot where there was cum
Jacking-off competition gone wild
Jacking-off competition in ISS and the cum just floated in your ass
I feel persecuted; I’m shitting and cumming in fear.
Literally shitting cum rn
Better than cumming shit. UTIs abound.
This one’s easy just mark gay or bisexual
There’s many reasons to shit cum, and only one of them is gaying
Okay I got way too deep into thinking this and came up with 3 legitimate reasons. Either you’re not man, or it was a trans woman who came in your butt. Or you were raped
Now the more questionable reasons:
Literally exterminating straight culture