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        • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          5 months ago

          There’s many reasons to shit cum, and only one of them is gaying

          Okay I got way too deep into thinking this and came up with 3 legitimate reasons. Either you’re not man, or it was a trans woman who came in your butt. Or you were raped

          Now the more questionable reasons:

          • There was cum on the floor and you fell on it
          • While pooping, a splash from toilet threw cum in your ass
          • really weird mutation
          • it’s God’s miracle
          • you drank cum and it wasn’t digested
          • you inserted cum in your ass with syringe
          • a cumfly flew in your ass while you were naked running in forest
          • Aliens
          • You were just curious
          • Helping out bro
          • Didn’t have any grass or cash
          • You were time traveling and spawned in a spot where there was cum
          • Jacking-off competition gone wild
          • Jacking-off competition in ISS and the cum just floated in your ass