It was saved as a bookmark on Chrome.
I’m a little stirred up and I don’t know why. It’s natural to watch that kind of stuff. But it somehow feels awkward now, being his child. I don’t know. Anybody got any, like, advice? On how to get over it? Dads? Children of dads?
Hey, at least it was labelled MILF and not young teenage girl.
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Anybody got any, like, advice?
Quit nosing around on your dad’s computer?
The only good answer.
Trust me, this experience has taught me that.
Another good lesson to learn, don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to. You may be curious about the things you find in your parents spaces, but the reasons behind the item may give you psychic damage.
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Sometimes it’s just support
It’s better than blindly scrolling through your dad’s photo library but not by a ton
What is there to get over? I’m fifty. I have sex with my wife - I’m talking dirty, messy fucking sex, not thirty seconds of missionary. I masturbate. In lots of ways, I’m a fifteen year old with 35 years of experience. I think that’s most people. That’s just… life. Welcome to not being sheltered from it?
Come to peace with the fact that your dad is an adult separate from his role as your dad. He might even drink or partake of the devils lettuce. He has dreams and aspirations separate from his responsibility to your family.
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Just rearrange your life so you never have a quiet moment of reflection ever again.
Get a shitty old car with no muffler. Break the windows and replace them with plastic. Turn on NPR at max volume and then never touch the dial again. Buy a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. Light one of the cigarettes and suck the smoke into your lungs. Repeat this until the cigarette’s burned away, the repeat that 20 times, then repeat that every day. Get in a feud with your neighbor and make sure it devolves into night time disco ball laser pointer milkdrop light show visualization battles one one another’s ceilings. If you don’t already live in an apartment with shitty blinds incapable of blocking line of sight to the outside, move to one immediately. Take your feuding neighbor with you.
This is the way.
I’m in my 30s now, so perhaps I am out of touch with my younger self, but I don’t remember being bothered by the idea of my parents sexuality.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think it’s abnormal to be bothered by it. I’ve heard plenty of people joke about how gross it is that their parents had sex or whatever. I don’t really understand it exactly. I guess maybe it’s just an embarrassing subject!
Also, not to pile on, but don’t look at your poor old dad’s web history! What a nightmare! Lol
An example of why the phrase “Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to” has wisdom.
Anybody got any, like, advice?
Be happy you didn’t find 250 home burnt DVDs of porn in the attic.
“wild bills mom pooping on my chest”
" wild bills mom bukkake party 3 (part deux)"
“wild bills step sister”
“wild bill shower” Oh shit.
Home made porn at that.
Your parents are sexual beings like everyone else.
Some people eventually realize that their parents are also people, not gods.
You could monitor each other’s porn use like the US Speaker of the House and his son. 🤢🤮
Heh. Used my brothers browser. Started typing in the search bar. Got a list of urls I’d rather not mention. Just went downstairs and asked him to clear his history and switch off recommendations before powering down.
It’s your brothers computer, why should he clear his history?
Because his wife?
The parameters of your brothers relationship with his wife are their business.
Your relationship with your brother is your business. I don’t mean to intrude.
It just felt unfair to ask your brother to maintain your data viewing standards on his device.
Doesn’t matter. They’ve since divorced.
Because of the porn?
Doesn’t matter. I don’t intrude. He asked me to use his PC that one time. Just gave him my advice.
I don’t have any good advice, but I can relate. As a kid you only get one (very limited) view of your parents. Over time these awkward but eye-opening moments happen where you have to realize they are normal people, too.
If you really want some fun, hang out with your parents’ old friends and ask them for stories. You might learn more about your folks than you expect (or want).
I was going through router logs (was not looking for anything, just exploring all the things in the router’s web interface) and I found all of my son’s porn search queries from his 3ds.
It’s MILF porn and I can’t help but find that a little adorable.
