I’m sitting here trying to figure out how to make a joke about a dude having a chance with lesbians by comparing a plastic filled dick with a dildo but no matter how I approach it it just ends up way more offensive than it is funny for like at least three different reasons
So instead I just bring you the remains of this aborted joke and say “imagine if I were funny”
I’m sitting here trying to figure out how to make a joke about a dude having a chance with lesbians by comparing a plastic filled dick with a dildo but no matter how I approach it it just ends up way more offensive than it is funny for like at least three different reasons![emoji sicko-no sicko-no](https://midwest.social/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.hexbear.net%2Fpictrs%2Fimage%2F69e86a9e-1664-49e4-9970-2844b5d80905.png)
So instead I just bring you the remains of this aborted joke and say “imagine if I were funny”
Wow, what if that
I only speak for the silent masses
Utterly unfunny and proud