Please don’t make me illegal, I swear it’s just natural charisma (and estrogen)

yeah in some times and places it is

modesty laws are basically this chain of logic but blaming and criminalizing women for Revealing Spring Attire Reminds Man He Nothing More Than Weak, Hormonal Ogre

I’m immune to hot people cos I’m too busy staring at the floor.

your going 2 jail now

Personally, I would love to die by having my heart jump out of my chest, doing the Charleston and then exploding from seeing someone attractive

Should I make myself less outstandingly hot or is that what the EVIL COMMIES want?

One thing I learned at the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too is that maybe there’s more to life than being really, really, really ridiculously good looking.

I think the consider the to be the crime rather than the hotness, arguably this helps the VP by self-regulating -brains somewhat

It is, this is why I’m on the run.

If the volcel police haven’t come for you yet, I have some bad news.

MFW I’m too much of a hobgoblin to ever qualify for the too-hot-for-society gulag *

*This is my actual wardrobe

I don’t know, I don’t think those kind of people exist. I’ve only seen them in mirrors.

At a job I once had someone whonwe worked with was on the way in while me and a pal were going on a smoke break. Dude was looking so good a gust of wind followed him. He looked like Jeff Winger if everyone in the world was the Dean. In that case, yes. Society would collapse if people looked thst good all the time.

It should be tbh