Shout out to someone who knows how to shut the fuck up
Who are you talking about?
I was just thinking that instead of googling something incriminating or boasting to all his friends about what he’s about to do, the shooter did a little op sec.
wish he had done a little fucking practice
Hey, he can put his points into computer skills or gun skills
bit idea, he puts his points into speech and just tells Trump to kys
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Johnny Tightlips
“Do you see the shooter?” “Eh, I see a lotta things.”
Have they considered that sometimes guns just do that, and maybe the dude was trying to stop the gun the entire time?
Wrestling the gun trying to get it from climbing up to a roof
That cop fled the roof because he needed to grab his tactical holy water out of the trunk
Guns don’t kill people unless they’re possessed by evil spirits.
it’s crazy, this has to be the only 20-year-old who’s online enough to have Demolition Ranch merch and yet have no social media pages
He might be so online that he had his account scrubbing bots running the night before to purge himself from the internet. We might never know.
Even with scrubbing the accounts there would be signs of scrubbing them and a shit ton of cached or otherwise not actually deleted data
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grown in a lab.
4chan I think
It’s like I told a chud yesterday, the problem with being conspiratorial is that all of those stories you keep telling yourself fall flat. What obviously happened is that the Secret Service was incompetent as shit because this detail was picked by the Donald or someone close to him. It’s not like the Secret Service has a clean history with their agents to begin with. In a way it’s DEI for white people as he chose his own people for the “loyalty” rather than anything else.
There was a guy on the radio the other day who had been part of Bush’s protective detail and talked about how the SS usually did ‘close protection’ meaning the guys around Trump and the stage and extended threat like the snipers we saw who would be aiming much further out. He said that the close-to-middle-distance that the shooter was in was usually designated to local police to secure.
If that’s the case, then it’s even more unsurprising that the cops half-arsed it and reacted way too late.
Not to defend cops but they have a solid argument of “thanks to the gun laws in PA he didn’t do anything illegal until he pulled the trigger”
I can’t admire the president’s visage through this rifle scope? I’m sorry, I thought this was AMERICA!
Crawling around on barn roofs with an ar-15 is basically the national pass time of that particularly blighted part of the country.
Roof of a barn filled with cops
It’s like the Mythbusters episode where they tested climbing ducts with magnets and there was a shot of Adam standing there as you heard bang bang bang from the ducts and he was like “I think somebody is trying to break into my building” except that the cops weren’t smart enough to figure that out.
Perfect.
Ha, true I guess.
If that’s the case, then it’s even more unsurprising that the cops half-arsed it and reacted way too late.
Are you?
>all we found is that, in 2019, he made $26 dollars trading on robinhood
This is why I’ll never do an adventurism, my opsec is nowhere near this good
I don’t think it’s even opsec. I think he just woke up one day and chose violence.
My guess is that he was suicidal, but wanted to be in the history books, saw that Trump was having a rally near him around when he decided to do it, and opportunity struck.
“Adventurism”
“Breakfast Program”
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Watching chuds spread misinformation on him is so frustrating
He was an antifa liberal??? Are you sure? He’s not an idiot gun nut redneck from the middle of nowhere?
We live in a post truth society, he is going to be whatever people want him to be
except successful
If you think this was a false flag, as many do, he was quite successful actually.
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You never know. Maybe the current Trump’s a clone and they altered the footage.
Thats wsup
Die hard JD Vance never trumper enraged by the heel turn to maga sycophant and blames trump for it
Who could see two days into the future or accidentally lathed it
The tribe can not appear weak!
Lone wolf false flag against chuds would be a great bit tbh
They’re just saying that to lull the co-conspirators into a false sense of relief.
Any day now the FBI will, completely unrelated, arrest a climate activist or something. I dunno. Whatever it is they do besides post on Reddit.
Convince an alienated and mentally impaired Muslim man to flip a switch.
Every time I remember that kid who harvested clocks or whatever it was until he built his own nuclear reactor my brain immediately thinks of all those entrapment plots they pulled after 9/11.
Like damn, Feds, maybe check in on the white boys a little more often.
⬜ poorly understood lone wolf
🟫 radical muslim
It was smoke detectors.
Oh that’s right! God damn what a wild story.
I keep thinking of that one joke about witnessing JFK’s assassination and the guy saying “holy shit that was meant for me!”
Except the target was Corey
yoooo what if he was going for corey
The idea of his motive being a personal grievance against a boomer catturd reply guy and him being a shitty marksman and hitting Trump entirely by accident is so goddamn funny
yeah, I forgot where it came from. Thanks
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
perhaps he was planning on trying to get away with afterwards and so erased everything so he could disappear easier?
come Feds, at least make up a motive. say he was mad about buying a donald trump steak and it tasted bad. something.
Either that or his motive was “he’s really obviously a viscous pedophile, he’s been close personal friends with espstein for decades” and all the movers and shakers agreed they don’t wanna put that pretty reasonable explanation out
perhaps he was planning on trying to get away
I think he was because he had improvised explosives in his car and at his house. No reason to make those unless you plan to be alive to use them.
didn’t the cops say “bomb-making materials” which could easily be a lie about something mundane
Shoes and a larger-than-travel-size container of toothpaste
This is what I found. They don’t go into specifics tho.
Police found explosives in Thomas Matthew Crooks’ car after he shot at Donald Trump.
Edit: other sources saying bombs too, but AP says “bomb making materials” so idk
yeah I was thinking that too
dude just thought itd be fun to play target practice with his ear
or just decided being a school shooter was ridiculous and the way to get real notoriety is
Honestly this is my prevailing theory. Suicide by shooting up a school or a strip mall, then Trump comes to town so fuck it, why not?
The silicon chip inside his head gets switched to overload,
but he wasn’t plannin’ to shoot up a school today,
He’s gonna plan something more bold
And no one saw the red flags of him
Nor his intent, by his good OpSec
So we could see no reason
Not a hint of reason
to shoot Donald Trump at all
Bit account for making weird poetry when
Eh, I’m too lazy to make another one, plus, ye do realize by the first line which song I’m parodying 'ere, eh?
No
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I Hate Mondays - jim davis
I hope the FBI doesn’t bury the lead with this one, I really want to know why he did it.
The “lone gunman” always have the same motive, becoming an anti-hero instead of a looser. It doesn’t really matter what went on in their sad little brains before the killing started. Usually it is some coked-up version of a fascist fairytale, but as said, they all have the same motive. Rewriting the story about their sad underdog lives. They are an homage to conservative rebellion against liberalism.
His name is literally crooks come on 😭
You’re telling me this kid owns youtuber merch but does not have any online accounts?
Bullshit.
they said he has discord, and sure he probably has youtube, but that doesn’t mean he posted about his adventurism plans on either