I think 🤔 if we have bidets, we need to complete it with ass air 🌬️ dryers. Like the ones with sensors that are in public restrooms and are for your hands ✋🏼👌🏼.
We need a contingency plan for toilet 🚽 paper 🧻. I’m sick 🤢 and tired 😴 of running 🏃🏼♂️💨 out of toilet paper in the bathroom.
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bidets are bourgeois, or so i’ve heard
Not fucking ok
ummm your french
I officially challenge you to a duel. All the residual waste on your buttocks should reduce your dexterity by 20%.
i clean the old fashioned way, a bath in a giant barrel after every movement
Oh I see that you’re a traditionalist
There are no excuses