Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 months agoI'm buying frozen pizza from now on ruleslrpnk.netimagemessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up1344arrow-down10
arrow-up1344arrow-down1imageI'm buying frozen pizza from now on ruleslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square57fedilink
minus-squareGhyste@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up64·edit-23 months agoThe garlic butter container slid across the pizza while the cheese was still liquid. Or the person pushed it through and took the picture. Or there was a massive air bubble.
minus-squareremotelove@lemmy.caMlinkfedilinkarrow-up101·3 months agoOr someone slapped their cock on it.
minus-squarenexussapphire@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 months agoWe’ve all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!
minus-squarevariants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoafter doing this multiple times you build up a resilience
minus-squareocchionaut@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agono no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected
minus-squaresaigot@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up18·3 months agoI don’t think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!
minus-squareremotelove@lemmy.caMlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agoThis is the root cause analysis we live for.
minus-squareGreyEyedGhost@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoI’m trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don’t think it would be very comfortable.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 months agoGet the fuck out of here with your logic
minus-squareGhyste@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 months agoI’m a blast at parties, let me tell you.
minus-squareTankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoMy scientific brain would think those other possibilities. Or someone slapped their cock onto the pizza.
The garlic butter container slid across the pizza while the cheese was still liquid.
Or the person pushed it through and took the picture.
Or there was a massive air bubble.
Or someone slapped their cock on it.
Or that.
I want to believe!
Username checks out.
We’ve all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!
Look for the guy with a burnt cock.
after doing this multiple times you build up a resilience
no no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected
I don’t think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!
This is the root cause analysis we live for.
I’m trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don’t think it would be very comfortable.
slid it in
Get the fuck out of here with your logic
I’m a blast at parties, let me tell you.
My scientific brain would think those other possibilities.
Or someone slapped their cock onto the pizza.