And not 1 mentioned depression and debt.
Or “sleep” turning from a refreshing undertaking into “wake up more exhausted than before bit now your back hurts”
I’ll be 36 next month. I let myself slept in this morning until I woke up. I have a crick in my neck and the left side of my lumbar spine is a dull mass of burning discomfort. I’d rather sleep 6.5 hours every night than wake up feeling like this every day.
And you have to go back to work
Sounds more like OP has to go work on the back. Haha!!
Yeah, bad puns are also something terrible that happens when turning 40.
They did. They just spoke metaphorically.
They were off base, but not by enough.
That does sound like how I felt at 40.
Sounds like me at 25
I started finding gray hairs around then
Man those kids were spot on. Eerily accurate.
Lolz! Kids are stupid… those are things that happen when you’re 50
I know I will die soon
This cracked me up way more than it should have
I’m 38 and can only agree that’s how I expect life at 40 to be
Exactly, I’m 38 also, and this is already like 90% true. Just need a good walking stick.
43 here. Hills are tough.
Well the gray hair is partly true, at least.
Sincerely, graying 40yo
I am 40 and ready to die.
So its half accurate.
Ya’ll need to put the bong down and get up out of your gaming chairs every so often and move more. I’m 41 and I don’t feel like this.
Y’all need to fidget spin into a gym, don’t smoke a drug and yolo the bible, cuz
Are you talking to the 8 & 9 year-olds?
They shouldn’t be doing drugs either.
I am forty. My biggest fear is surviving another 40 years. I hope I can die soon.
Mood
As someone who got fibromyalgia in their 20s, that’s what life is like.
Savage
Nailed it.
I know I will soon die
We should all remind ourselves that fact
Speak for yourself. I intend to live forever.
Arthas intensifies
Terenas: What is this? What are you doing, my son?
Arthas: Succeeding you, Father…
“Thanks to denial, I’m immortal!”
Pretty sure thats literally the premise behind the immortal man in The Sandman.
Memento mori
