Okay sure… Your daughter was kidnapped or whatever… But who the fuck names their daughter “Virginity”
Chastity?
You make a good point…
Abstinence
Visit The Unbelievers With Explanatory Pamphlets
“Prudence”, too.
“Premarital Chastity Jones”
spend some time in the deep south and you’ll meet a few
“You remember what I told you when she first brought you home? Whatever you do to her, I will do to you twice as hard. Now take off those pants.”
The dad “oh no. She’s pregnant from you already”
Yes Daddy.
Can he even remain mad at that point? He’s technically correct, the best kind of correct.
Unless he has another daughter…
Is she a beautiful, robot daughter?
– Sorry, sir. Was she using it for something?
Other than the funny…stay the hell out of your daughter’s sex life, creep.
“Nah, she gave it to me”
Alternatively: “Yes, but now she has mine.”
“Didn’t happen with your wife, though!”
“Actually, you got any more daughters?”
You give it back NOW!!