• kamenoko@sh.itjust.works
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      3 months ago

      If they leave their homes to go to a political rally, who will protect their soft, smooth and willing furniture from JD Vance’s insatiable attention?

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        3 months ago

        Now I want a parody of those 90s sexual harrassment PSAs but its just furniture talking about Vance. Bonus points if ya also do one based off those real fucked up 50s anti-gay ones, like really if ya can pull that off with the fucked up overtones intact ill be impressed.