… Oregon?
This meme is 6 steps ahead of all of us.
We’re playing tic-tac-toe and this meme is playing 4-dimensional strategema.
I looked it up and Minnesota is no where near which makes me appreciate this Oregano meme even more
This guy is playing chess with motorcycles.
I take Strategema for my adhd
That’s Mississoda learn geology
What happened to Misterssoda?
He is trans and now mississoda
She.
He became she. Burger became soda. Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that hydrogen can turn into helium!
It happens more often than you would think, due to social pressure.
After the civil war completes, Emperor Walz declares the entire nation will now be known as Minnesota in a show of unification to the rest of the world.
No, it’s spelled “Oregun” according to big lifted, pavement princess, diesel covered in decals that just rolled coal in front of me.
xD
Oregon is like Minnesota but squished a little.
This is great. It’s like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn’t make sense.
No one has even noticed that
- A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t “mini-burger”
- The standard soda can shown is not a big soda
But thats Washington 😡😤
Washington is above the red spot. The red location is Oregon.
No. You’re all wrong. That’s still my phone.
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Wrong again. He was one of the first, if not the firstest, president of the United States. They even named the capital after him because he was a capitalist
I don’t know about firstest, but he was definitely firster. That’s why they call him a founding father, not a founding fathest.
whoosh
Went right over their Oregon!
Pop them right up the Florida!
Straight into Fuck Dakota.
Washington is on the east coast dummy. It’s by Pennsylvania.
A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t “mini-burger”
I assume you mean sliders. The pic clearly does not show a slider, it shows the exact same burger as on the left but smaller. Way too much going on in that thing to be a slider, mini-burger is perfectly apt.
That’s because sliders was a sci-fi show starring the kid from Stand by Me.
Gimli was in it too
It was pretty good at first but when Gimli left it fell apart.
My favorite Gimli movie is “Spirited Away”.
I had a crush on the girl. When she left it wasn’t worth watching anymore.
I believe you mean Joe from the singing cockroach movie.
No, a slider is someone who can travel from world to world where it’s the same year, and they’re the same person, but everything else is different.
Enhanced Burger and regular Burger
I mean, Coke sells smaller sodas….🤷
It’s the same burger.
Everyone in here confused, this is a great example of a joke vs a shitpost
Alright fellow Oregonians, grab your torches and pitchforks, we meet at OP’s house tomorrow.
I’ll bring beer
I’ll bring weed
I’ll bring hammocks
I’ll bring those little 8oz cans of Coca-Cola
What’s that? Are you guys fans of oregano on pizza? I am interested to join in that case.
I have learned so much about shitposting from this single post.
this is shitpost 5d chess.
obamna
SODA!!!
Caution, US-exclusive meme ahead!
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I think that’s the part that makes it a shit post
Yeah I was wondering why Minnesota was suddenly a coastal state (enourmous lakes excluded obviously)
The punchline is obvoiusly: Florida.
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Be nice, even if they weren’t first.
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GOT DAMN!!!
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Nothing funnier than an explained joke 👍
Q: What’s less funny than an explained joke?
A: Someone bitching about explaining jokes
Me.
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Be nice.
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really? you’re supposed to know it’s not Minnesota. SUCH AS AMERICANS.
but I guess you grokked the comment like an average American so there’s that.
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Listen, I’ve been to Milwaukee…
I’ve drank their “Best”.
In Oregon, the township is Milwaukie
This is new Milwaukee.
It tastes almost as great as it’s name.
The joke would have landed for me if you had chosen Wisconsin.
Yeah but Wisconsin is more of a medium soda so it wouldn’t make sense.
This is an 11/10
Cansas
It’s Minne-pop okay.
This is genius but too high effort. You may sit on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of shitost.
This is outrageous and unfair, also a very unusual state of affairs
