- cross-posted to:
- dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
- cross-posted to:
- dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
W FART
W: Fart free water!
Stand back, fellas, I’m lactose intolerant. I got this.
The implication that other waters may not be fart free has scarred me forever.
Fart free water is a major L
Toot toot TOOOOOOT
It’s sad because I know exactly what you’re talking about. As of 5 minutes ago.
I think it’s fantastic. I used to have this experience on Reddit years and years ago. If Lemmy is able to reproduce that journey, it’s not a negative.
Shrimps is bugs forever
Exactly what I was missing from Reddit. I understand the joke from just browsing all. I love this.
It’s not sad it’s great
It’s not sad or great, it’s ridiculous. There’s never been a third toot.
I’m Aaron Mankhe, and this… Is Lore.
you are impacting my performance!
And morale
Ridiculous comment. There’s never been a third toot.
3x toots? That didn’t happen.
Gretchen, stop trying to make third toot happen. It’s not going to happen.
@Gradually_Adjusting
@yokonzo
Now there’s also a toot on this comment
W Fart Free Water
My mind insists on connecting the missing dots,
WET FART FREE WATERCommon fart-free water W
If you ignore the first W it reads to me as, “Fart Free Water.” That’s actually an attribute I like in my water.
That’s defo a W(in)
Unfortunately the precipitation cycle means all water has been farted in to some degree.
Most of it is diverted to Europe though - loads of people there order their water with gas
“We fart free water”
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I sure hope so
Is this at the Wharf Arts Center?
War Farts Center?!
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L farts only, it seems. Just don’t think too hard anout what an L fart entails
W FA RT FREE WATER
Designer rule: Sometimes you can, but you shouldn’t.
FA
RT
FA RT
Oh I love eating out at W FART. They’ve got the best bean burritos and even give out FREE WATER.
Edit: Bonus joke, W. FART is an amazing Mega Man ability.
WFARTFRWAT= we fart for real what
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Sorry, I like my water with 100% Extra Fart
s p a r k l i n g
We fart free water? Good to know.
this makes me irrationally angry. who thought this was a clever idea?!