• ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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      3 months ago

      “I’m not desperate! I’m not crazy! Not like Crazy Kamabla! Stop calling me weird! I’m not old!”- totally normal orange man

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        That’s what Marxist Kambalba and her dangerous communist DNC comrades would want you to…the Biden crime family are…people are talking…this is what people are saying…tampon Tim’s Communist Marxist trans policies would turn…these…they…they’re the weird ones not me Im probably the smartestest…healthierest most sane person with totally normal sized hands who…

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          I have, on multiple occasions, passed a test proving I was conscious! The doctor told me he’d never seen someone so good at following a light with their eyes, that my kind of conscious is just what America needs to be saved!