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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
Agreed about 3, but you do have a chronic farter right behind you. seat 9 might get you the “beetlejuice handy” under a blanket
Seat 9 with noise cancelling headphones and beetlejuice in-flight movie might not be so bad… Considering the options…
If you’re lucky, the Devil’s gonna smell like sulfur and your nose won’t be able to pick up on anything else
Plus Diaper Don right in front of you
She is 100% just going to mash it.
😂