FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agoThe person who invented video advertisements with audio on gas pumps needs to be flayed alivemessage-squaremessage-square89fedilinkarrow-up1182arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1181arrow-down1message-squareThe person who invented video advertisements with audio on gas pumps needs to be flayed aliveFourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square89fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarewaluigiblunts [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·3 months agoIf you count the billboards on the side of the road, then yes.
minus-squarevegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·3 months agoThats not bazinga brained or invasive enough
minus-squareMilksteaks [he/him]linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 months agoI got it billboards that have an RFID and zap ads to your cars display and crank the volume. Also a future version that ques to play on your retina when you’re done driving for people with a neural ink chip installed. That or que ads in your dreams
minus-squareMayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoIf I start getting sleep ads I will not sleep until I find the CEO fuckface who invented this and give em the Trotsky treatment
If you count the billboards on the side of the road, then yes.
Thats not bazinga brained or invasive enough
I got it billboards that have an RFID and zap ads to your cars display and crank the volume. Also a future version that ques to play on your retina when you’re done driving for people with a neural ink chip installed. That or que ads in your dreams
If I start getting sleep ads I will not sleep until I find the CEO fuckface who invented this and give em the Trotsky treatment