MattW03@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Scare You! A community for sharing short scary stories.@lemmy.world · 3 months agoYou live in a beautiful but isolated area. This morning you saw this from your kitchen window...lemmy.caimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up164arrow-down15
arrow-up159arrow-down1imageYou live in a beautiful but isolated area. This morning you saw this from your kitchen window...lemmy.caMattW03@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Scare You! A community for sharing short scary stories.@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square24fedilink
minus-squareEABOD25@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 months agoI’m do what any red blooded American would do. Get my gun
minus-square7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·3 months agoGet the Shotgun. stroll right out the front door ask him "can I help you? And pump the shotgun. That’ll fix any idiots attempt at trolling, or attempt at home invasion.
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 months agoRight this --> https://youtu.be/t6OBk9YBLQU
minus-square7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months ago a-la-ka-blam Haha exactly. Bonus points if your shotty has a 117 round tube.
minus-squareBaroqueInMind@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agoIt’s 2024, we can buy cheap semi-auto shotguns now that don’t require manually pumping to action the bolt.
minus-square7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 months agoBut you lose the dramatic effect
minus-squareBaroqueInMind@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoThe dramatic effect is witnessing the trespassing creep transform instantly into pink mist and various chunks of unidentified meat.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvernlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoAnd then you find out it was the two neighbor kids in a coat.
minus-squareBaroqueInMind@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months ago beautiful but isolated area implies no neighbor kids to murder
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvernlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoI don’t really see isolated to mean completely isolated, more along the lines of “it’s a couple miles into town and ten acres between me and the neighbors” but fair enough.
I’m do what any red blooded American would do. Get my gun
Get the Shotgun. stroll right out the front door ask him "can I help you? And pump the shotgun.
That’ll fix any idiots attempt at trolling, or attempt at home invasion.
Right this --> https://youtu.be/t6OBk9YBLQU
Haha exactly. Bonus points if your shotty has a 117 round tube.
It’s 2024, we can buy cheap semi-auto shotguns now that don’t require manually pumping to action the bolt.
But you lose the dramatic effect
The dramatic effect is witnessing the trespassing creep transform instantly into pink mist and various chunks of unidentified meat.
And then you find out it was the two neighbor kids in a coat.
implies no neighbor kids to murder
I don’t really see isolated to mean completely isolated, more along the lines of “it’s a couple miles into town and ten acres between me and the neighbors” but fair enough.
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