I remove my clothes and begin running towards it as fast as I can
I’m do what any red blooded American would do. Get my gun
Get the Shotgun. stroll right out the front door ask him "can I help you? And pump the shotgun.
That’ll fix any idiots attempt at trolling, or attempt at home invasion.
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Haha exactly. Bonus points if your shotty has a 117 round tube.
It’s 2024, we can buy cheap semi-auto shotguns now that don’t require manually pumping to action the bolt.
But you lose the dramatic effect
The dramatic effect is witnessing the trespassing creep transform instantly into pink mist and various chunks of unidentified meat.
And then you find out it was the two neighbor kids in a coat.
beautiful but isolated area
implies no neighbor kids to murder
I don’t really see isolated to mean completely isolated, more along the lines of “it’s a couple miles into town and ten acres between me and the neighbors” but fair enough.
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I’ll ask them if they wanna join my
D&DMothership campaign.It got out again.
It’s bringing love, don’t let it get away!
For some reason I feel like that will explode.
It’s a tourist from Pacific Drive :-)
Oh, this is Bob the neighbor. He does not bother local people.
As long as they’ve been to the Harvest Festival.
You will join the Feast, right?
That’s just the mascot from the local community college, it’s just getting some fresh air.
The Greendale Human Being!
I no longer live in a beautiful and isolated area. Not that I moved, but it’s not beautiful anymore and the isolation is clearly gone.
Grab my hunting knife. Hide it under coat. Call my dogs. Go meet that thing. Knife has to be hidden in case it turns out peaceful like i am. (peaceful is not harmless)
That would really confusing since the only thing I can see from my kitchen window is my shop’s wall a couple meters away.
