He is the Christ Man, the Godhead personified

The largest adult son naturally attracts the most potential mates

you may not like it but this is what peak male performance looks like

Christmansexual

long hair? dark eyes? maybe the carpenter physique?

All of the chapos have rodent faces and rodent faces are cute

I think it’s pretty understandable that you woul-VOLCEL POLICE! VOLCEL POLICE THEYRE RIGHT THERE GET THEM