oh shit whaddup

Doug Cactidome, owner of the Dimsdale Cactidome

He told me to read Lenin

Did you?

That’s a cool cactus

This way, western man

Oh shit, it’s Sonoran Sam

Ouch! I hope you’re okay!

man doesn’t have a forehead, he’s got a fortyhead

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Put a mustache on it and it’s the jumbo cactuar from final fantasy.

Something’s going on in that desert, so shocking it made a man out of a cactus, expression and all.