• dmention7@lemm.ee
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    2 months ago

    Came into the comments to read about petting baby cows. Left feeling icky. ☹️

    Maybe its just cause I’m high, but baby cows are frickin adorable, and now I’m thinking about finding a rancher friend.

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      2 months ago

      yeah, honestly f this thread. i went from smiling to wondering why i bothered to even look at lemmy today. ☹️

      there’s gotta be something nice to look at instead!

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        2 months ago

        You’re upset some people don’t find it cute to separate baby cows from their mothers immediately following birth?

        Have you heard a mother cow screaming for their newborn before?

        This is just like saying theres no problem with exotic animal zoos.

        When animals are treated as property and a means to make money, inhumane things happen. Then those people pretend they didnt happen, and put the animal bits in nice packages that have pictures of happy animals in fields on them.

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      Only after they’ve been washed off. Or dry cleaned. Or whatever, IDK, I’m from Chicago.

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        The moms lick them clean after birth, and if you’re expecting any animal to be clean I got bad news for ya.

        Bonus fun fact the cows tend to eat the afterbirth as well. Source grew up on a farm/ranch, if you want gross learn about prolapse. Guess who had skinny arms as a teenager and got to help keep cows alive till the vet came and had two thumbs? This guy… not sure I should be proud of what I had to do but yeah cows is expensive.

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    2 months ago

    Maybe you being busy with birthing 15 calves in the last 48 hours is the reason why dating a rancher is a hassle?

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    2 months ago

    Ka-ching.

    Eat them.

    Ka-ching.

    Eat them when they’re raw.

    Ka-ching.

    We always ate them.

    Ka-ching.

    Juicy.

    Ka-ching.

    Give me the knife.

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    The only women who appreciate being confronted with the consequences of their animal consumption are vegans, and vegans hate ranchers.

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        2 months ago

        That’s exactly what someone who understands where that calf comes from and the life it is going to have thinks. Do you look at photos of child slaves and think, “Awww, they’re so cute!”

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    2 months ago

    She probably dumped him for a reason. I doubt the calves are going to make up for his misogyny and liberal use of the hard r.