You can just say ADHD
adhd is like being good at the game but you have to play on an atari
“Life gave me a Madcatz controller”
“Ferrari engine with bicycle brakes”
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I wouldn’t sleep with a “vanilla” guy because I’m only attracted to feminine features but I don’t care about penis vs vagina. I’m attracted to femboys, women with cocks and women without cocks.
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Pfffft. Miss me with that shit.
I drink tea thank you.
This meme is nothing like me. I don’t drink caffeine.
Hey I did not ask to be so specifically attacked here
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Couldn’t be me, I don’t drink ice coffee. Yet.
How does one drink ice coffee when sleeping till noon?
Does not compute.
Easy. Wake up after noon make coffee pour over ice, enjoy. It’s required when you only sleep for ~5 hours.
They were formerly gifted at that, too
Like normally, you drink it when you wake up…? Coffee generally doesn’t make people sleep shorter, it just makes it harder to fall asleep.
Night shift?
Does espresso count more or less?
what about monster ultra?
This. Or Mate.
It counts much more.
that specific combination of things describes over 90% of lemmy
99% of Tumblr
Only if you don’t know what a leftist is
uh oh lemmygrad is leaking
/s but yeah American “leftists” over here conservative af
you’ll have to forgive me if I don’t give this sentiment much weight when it’s said by people who define “conservative” as “anyone to the right of Ursula K. LeGuin”
Sleep until noon? In this economy?
Do more crime
they’re children without jobs
Ice coffee sounds difficult to make. Do I have to roast the ice first? Should I go for a light roast or dark on it?
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I appreciate the answer (iced coffee is really popular here in Japan). I was mostly poking fun at how someone would make coffee out of ice (like ice tea – isn’t that just cold water steeped in other water?)
I think I’ve heard of people making coffee and then freezing it into ice cubes to put in different things. You could totally make ice coffee too.
Absolutely. I keep meaning to try that but always forget until I’m already making coffee
Add your preferred amount of sugar to the paste and shake it vigorously instead, so it makes a think foam. Filter water and milk through the foam and add ice cubes. You now got Greek Frappè
Love the Greek Frappè! I prefer using a milk frother rather than shaking to make the foam; I always get thicker foam that way. If you do shake it, you should add the ice beforehand. Even better, cut out the ice and add vanilla ice cream instead and it becomes a great dessert!
For me the milk frother isn’t even enough. I need a high powered frother I can only find in Greece. If you can’t cut the foam with a knife, it’s not thick enough!
For me, the biggest factor is the quality of the coffee. If it’s too good (in taste) then there are more oils which break the foam. But if it’s too bad it will have barely any taste. Awhile back I found a really good instant dark roast that had good foam and good taste but it’s gone now. The coffee I currently use is fairly good though. This is how much foam I get from it, with one spoonfull of coffee:
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Cold brew on ice. With simple syrup and some milk. Easy peasy.
Roasted ice is delicious, though. Mmm.
Fuck off, I’m still gifted
You sure are! 🤗
I drink cold brew, thank you very much
I’m not Bi, per se. But if Ryan Reynolds was game… this might be about me too.
Armisted Maupin had this thing he talked about in his books at one point.
That every generation has one public figure that even straight boys can be gay for.
Now, at the time, he said that it had been Mick Jagger, and then Bruce Springsteen.
But today? Ryan Reynolds is absolutely the acceptable gay crush for straight guys.
I feel so seen
Ah, yes. Heterosexuality.
We have dismissed this claim.
There are two kinds of bi people:
I’m not gay, but…
And:
Look how tall she is! And look how small he is!
Everything else is a variation of The Exception or Bisexual Panic.
oh god, they found me, too
I’m all of these things except bisexual. At least I think so.
For some reason this particular profile of a person is very prevalent. The traits tend to occur together.
If you try it, you’ll like it :)
I did, and I did not
Good on you for trying!
The only way I’ll try it at this point is if my gf decides to stage a threesome, which, to put it mildly, is highly unlikely.
That being said, I feel very strongly about some of my close male friends. Maybe that is the spectre of homosex, I do not know.
I remembee seeing this years ago and being like damn thats really close but I don’t match everything. Oh how the turn tables
Yeah but all they do is eat hot chip and lie.
The Algorithm is so wrong: no depression here.
