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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The OnionEnglish · 7 months ago

Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons

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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The OnionEnglish · 7 months ago
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Self-proclaimed alpha male Tom Harrington was left fighting for his life in the ICU after accidentally touching an unopened box of tampons.
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    7 months ago

    Um, the picture clearly indicates that the box was OPEN. He ded

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