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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons

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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons

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The OnionEnglish · 1 month ago

Self-proclaimed alpha male Tom Harrington was left fighting for his life in the ICU after accidentally touching an unopened box of tampons.

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and then use the tampons to avoid leaving blood traces

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