Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoWhat have we done with what we have been given?!lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1331arrow-down111
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minus-squareMister Neon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoI’d eat it. I would regret it, but I have to know.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoI would say that a quote from St. Augustine would be appropriate in this situation: “Not all wonders are natural; many are devised by man’s ingenuity, many by the craft of demons.” I’m thinking this is a combination of the latter two. Eating it will make you part of the Army of the Damned.
minus-squareMister Neon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoI’m more worried about my mortal bowels than my immortal soul if I ate that thing.
minus-squarebizarroland@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoI think you’re allowed one taste. It’s the second taste that consigns your soul to damnation
minus-squarelolrightythen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoI’ve earned eternal damnation for less
minus-squareconciselyverbose@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoWhy would you regret tasting heaven?
minus-squareMister Neon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoBecause I’ll be dead. My organs will organize against the oppression of my brain and I will die.
I’d eat it. I would regret it, but I have to know.
I would say that a quote from St. Augustine would be appropriate in this situation:
I’m thinking this is a combination of the latter two. Eating it will make you part of the Army of the Damned.
I’m more worried about my mortal bowels than my immortal soul if I ate that thing.
I think you’re allowed one taste. It’s the second taste that consigns your soul to damnation
I’ve earned eternal damnation for less
Not again.
Why would you regret tasting heaven?
Because I’ll be dead. My organs will organize against the oppression of my brain and I will die.