So I recently made a post where I said that my uncle was letting avocados go to waste, and some of you said that I should give them away which I think is a good idea. I started thinking about how to do it, and I thought of some ways to do it:
First plan:
- Go outside and search for homeless people so I know where they usually are to give them avocados later.
- Ask my uncle to go to the field (and bring a backpack to fill with avocados).
- Ask if I can keep the avocados with imperfections since they are going to rot anyway.
- Casually approach homeless person
- Give avocados
However I see some problems with this plan:
- I already did the first step but couldn’t find any homeless people.
- My uncle might not let me get the avocados.
- The whole getting avocados in a backpack, going outside and when I come back there are no avocados on backpack thing is sussy af.
- How do you open an avocado without a knife? Or eat it without a spoon?
So I thought of this:
- Just tell my grandmother that a lot of avocados are going to waste and ask her if we could give them to the poor (she once praised me for giving 5€ to a homeless person and she doesn’t like to waste food, so I don’t think she would say no)
I think the second plan is way less sussy and I would have my family actually backing me up. Also I don’t think they would connect feeding the poor with communism so I don’t think I would be found out as a communist.
What do you think? Should I go with the second plan? Is there an easier way of giving the avocados away? Any advice is appreciated. And thanks for reading!
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