• Anas@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    I feel like we all knew this was not the onion. The onion would be a Russian oligarch dying in any different manner.

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      1 month ago

      Russian oligarch survives assassination attempt by leaping out window

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      1 month ago

      Russian oligarch dies peacefully in his sleep of old age.

      Mikhail Roguchev died peacefully in his sleep last Thursday evening surrounded by his family and the heavy iron chains he had fashioned to keep him from being thrown through a window…

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      1 month ago

      Russian window manufacturer issues recall after hundreds of fatalities.

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        1 month ago

        Russian oligarch dead from falling window, officials on scene say “huh, well that usually happens the other way round doesn’t it?”.