There was only one thing I missed about the old CTH subreddit, and that was that we would occasionally get a lost lib that would stumble in and start calling us Putin lovers or some shit. It was always really funny watching them expect to bring the reddit debate shit in only to be completely not be taken seriously at all.
Well, they’re back baby!
RUZZIA!
To be serious; I think you’re right Dirt_Owl, the missing ingredient from the old sub is the happenstance of libs. Up until now we’ve had like… haters show up, but we finally get the stray wandering through we’ve been missing.
The dialectic thickens.
I propose a flat system of unbanning liberals if they publicly post this:
the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry.
There should be a megathread for bans appealed through this process.
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I liked Mao until I found out he smoked.
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I’m envisioning one of those timed work compliance training videos where they have to spend on hour being deprogrammed without clicking away from the training window.
The failure of Russia is a failure of capitalism. The very thing they decry is the thing they uphold.
Agreed wholeheartedly. It’s nice when The_Dunk_Tank has volunteers that walk in, sit down, and wait to be dunked.
You turdmuffin. You crapwaffle.
What is this, 2007?
THIS!
IS!
the lamey.world “pre-emptive/last resort” defederation drama has been the funniest thing imo. i imagined federation with such a big-tent instance would involve wreckers and some crafted-over-time pre-text for shutting us out.
instead, they push the button before we even connect, call out our mod message of “be polite in other instances” and “NATO is shitty, actually”, creating a struggle session amongst their own users, locking their own post, and banning complainers as hex-alts like some Q-brain trying to huff the Smell of Freedom while standing in the Cavortex.
their deranged leadership outed their instance as the vanity project of some reactionary autocratic westoid chauvinist. straight up own-goal from midfield.
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What a bunch of idiots over there
Cavortex was such a good QAA episode
Libs sure do love their red scares
I like how they believe that the only way a dissenting opinion can exist, is if the person was paid for it, because they’re so used to a political system where opinions being bought is the norm.
Of course we’re paid well… we’re unionized.
We get to have fun again
Ruzzia
First thing I thought of
This furry monster thing tried to teach me French and I refuse
He taught me English, so I can sort of blame him for my burgerbrain and the fact that I was an insufferable lib from 15-22
Watching the stray libs being heckled has definitely been my favorite part.
i was worried about federation before but i’ve thoroughly enjoyed three separate instances of lost s getting dunked on just today! it’s great fun, i’m totally with ya
RUzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz because I fell asleep.
I endorse “Because Ruzzia already looks bad you bran and turd stuffed puppet muffin” for a site header.
The “… hope you were paid well” got me too. Calling us Russian bots and everything lmao. These people actually exist
What’s next, a Xi Winnie the Pooh and social credit joke? Calling Trump Drumf and Putin Putler? Why do these guys think getting names wrong is some kind of own?
They operate under the idea that Putin and Xi care about what Americans (and it’s almost always Americans) think about them
Buddy, I got news for you, they don’t give a shit if you make fun of them
It’s futile, like an ant trying to bite the sun
at the end of the day is is a sick expresion of narcissm , the whole logic , stemps from the point that “they” can not be Wrong about something.
Thats also why they imagine all the “Badies” leading Bot armies against their Belives , because “they” is just that important !
bran and turd stuffed puppet muffin
Honestly a good insult. Respect for that one
hate to be that guy but I think it sounds exactly like when libs like Chuck Wending do that whole “WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza frazza wuzza wooza” and go “Trumpie couldn’t even comprehend if I called him a fumcrustable turd gurgling herd burglar”
I have no idea what any of that means or what it refers to lol
I understand it, but I hate that I understand it
Please do not explain it to me
To me it gives off the sames vibes as the Mango Mussolini shit, but at the very least that’s new, innovative, and has good mouth feel.
6/10
giving me big “Tommy needy drinky” vibes
JESUS FUCK
And this guy’s writing was seen as so important it laid the groundwork for the case to kill the Internet Archive
This guy makes like $300k a year from writing. He’s published in White Wolf books, a ttrpg publisher I actually respect. I tried to be a writer once but this is the kinda guy who succeeds.
I tried to be a writer once but this is the kinda guy who succeeds.
Successful writers don’t have to be good writers. They have to pander cunningly and know the right people.
It’s how Kurtzman still has a career in Hollywood.
beat me to it