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minus-squareLazycog@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up72arrow-down2·10 days agoThat’s just the thing - women provide more challenge. If you had been doing the same thing for hundreds of years you’d be bored of an easy solution as well. I like the Witcher universe explanation for vampires drinking human blood: In the books a vampire (Regis) explains that drinking human blood is just for getting high / drunk.
minus-squaredalekcaan@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·10 days agoI like vampires in the Pratchett universe, who often see human hunting as a sport and leave religious symbols, stakes, and garlic around the castle to level the playing field. (Not to mention the black ribbon society, the vampire equivalent to AA.)
That’s just the thing - women provide more challenge.
If you had been doing the same thing for hundreds of years you’d be bored of an easy solution as well.
I like the Witcher universe explanation for vampires drinking human blood:
In the books a vampire (Regis) explains that drinking human blood is just for getting high / drunk.
I like vampires in the Pratchett universe, who often see human hunting as a sport and leave religious symbols, stakes, and garlic around the castle to level the playing field. (Not to mention the black ribbon society, the vampire equivalent to AA.)