Uh oh, you triggered one of the only times liberals will use violence.
Property rights!
preemptive strike
The bedroom is the property, not the girlfriend
@Civility@hexbear.net please
Damn right
I thought we were all dating each other anyway
How do i explain to my gal pal and her gal pal that they are metamours with a bird who powerposts about farts?
With more farts, duh
That’s really fuckin gay
Hell yea
The big gay voly-cule (volcel polycule)
Voly-cule
I’m just gonna think if this as a vaguely religious vore thing. Anybody want to eat me? But in a not traditionally sexual way, that will totally be sexual? Possibly with some ceremony?
It’s not my usual, but I’m willing to try anything once. Or are we assigned roles somehow? Because, like, I dunno, I tend to take my meals pretty small, so I’m gonna need to, like, stretch or something if I’m the eater not the eatee.
🤔 struggling to wrap my brain around this strange ritual and coming up with somebody getting gummed and raspberried all over, which does sound entertaining to witness and could bring about a state of religious ecstasy
Nope. I light some incense. You unhinge your jaw and cover me in lube. Might need two tubes of pure oxygento respirate through while you do.
dialectics
this phrase gave me a headache thanks
