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Millions of people walking to their nearest police station/jail to be incarcerated for civil disobedience and jam up the works, but the police refuse to arrest them and they all just remain standing out in the cold.
After 5 hours they decide that instead of contracting pneumonia and overflowing the hospital, they will converge in the nearest Starbucks or Whole Foods, where the management is happy to accommodate a mock proceeding by bunch of sign-waving people while the libs are buying overpriced treats.
Would the real life answer be accepted if it’s funny? This actually happened after the 2000 stolen out in the open election. I believe it was immortalized in Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 9/11. It’s the same procedural vote that happened with Trump, but this time a large number of electors tried to make objections and give protest speeches. But that’s not the funny part. The funny part is that since he was the vice president, Al Gore himself was the one banging the gavel and telling them to observe proper order.
The funny part is that since he was the vice president, Al Gore himself was the one banging the gavel and telling them to observe proper order.
Lmao looks like we’ll have this again
Milling about in the Free Speech Zones and singing Kumbaya at the Capitol cops, who just tear gas them anyway
The tear gas was about to expire
That’s one lamf post I don’t think reddit would upvote
Probably an overreaction by the cops, the ignorant pigs would assume the libs marching during brunch were attempting to somehow “overthrow” the new based goverment and go into full overdrive, unlike the real Jan 6th I assume the cops will start killing people immediately, probably by singling out POC members of the crowd
Lib Jan 6th could only materialize as a police riot, since libs don’t have the steel to do anything else except present a target for trigger happy Trump-loving swine
Remember vagina hats? Fucking insane
“Occupying” a publicly-accessible area of the Capitol building for 6 hours.
A very sternly worded reddit post with thousands of upvotes and gold
They would be wearing BRAT green to work. The most dedicated of them would stand in the free speech zone far away from Congress, holding plaquards saying “Mr. Trump sir, do you have no shame?” as welll as plaquards pointing out how morally superior they are for recognising Trump as the legitimate president, despite disagreeing with him.
It legitimately can’t happen because of the police funding they did for the capitol in response to the last one. I think protests in general on Jan 6th or Inauguration Day will be met with barricades long before they get near the events near capitol hill
10000x what libs imagine tiny man square looked like 5 minutes after the picture of the guy standing in front of the tanks was taken.
It will be fundamentally identical, but all the attendees will be wearing pink hats rather than red, and there will be a land acknowledgement before anything pops off.
Jeff Tiedrich pasting Trump’s tweets to those sacred halls so he can respond to them live
the most important thing that allowed jan 6 to happen was qanon. it doesn’t get talked about often enough. the whole thing was predicting “the storm”, and that was supposed to be it. so many people were already invested in the idea, they believed they had tons of powerful institutions on their side, and that they were saving the world by fulfilling the prophecy. for it to happen again, you’d need another qanon.
