Yes

This is one of the more normal dirt owl posts.

Real question is, who you playing as?

Yes and yes

Nah that’d be sick

It’s more of an “I cast meteor shower” fantasy but the spirit is the same

All the fucking time. I just want to be huge and go fucking apeshit.

I’d prefer to be a phantom. Visiting billionaires and the ruling class in their sleep. Reaching into their chests to grasp their hearts, squeezing until the heart is mush.

That’s fear. That’s something they can’t hide from or use force against.

Literally every single day

Nah. I just want to be a cat.

Is this not a common thing?

Because I’ve wanted to do this for, like, ever

Stranger things spoilers

You’re bigger than something. Go stomp around the nearest city

That’s just you

For what it’s worth at one year of solid weight training you can do this for most things you encounter. At like five years you can probably actually do this. I dunno. I never manage to stay consistent for that long. Last time I was good about lifting consistently I was able to rip appart a bit of house doing some renovation work and I had to try not to giggle as I bench pressed a kitchen sink out of it’s fitting.