“I overheard the flight attendants talking about it with the pilots – they said this person was in one lavatory and then would exit and walk to a different lavatory and go in there for a long time,”

Me IRL

Lmao I was just at JFK and after going through the xray, my shoes got caught and then popped one of metal sliders out. I couldn’t get it back in and then saw TSA agents trying and failing to get it back down too. I watched for a bit and they just couldn’t do it. I felt bad for my shoes causing folks behind me to be delayed a bit, but just showed how fucking shoddy the equipment is. I also realized I had a bottle of tea half full right in the side of my backpack and it went through without any flags lol it’s such a pretense

I wonder how many times she has done this without getting caught before blundering by getting on a plane with no empty seats.

Thousands

Standing

Around

GOOD FOR HER

Awwwh they’re sending her back to the

This is the worst ending

JFK International

Jesus Fuckin’ KKKrackers International!

Is this the fookin’ onion?