The country’s largest insurers spent $120 billion on stock buybacks since 2010, with nearly half of that spent by UnitedHealth.
  • Blackout@fedia.io
    13·
    2 months ago

    Hell yeah my one share went up 3%. Time to get that penis reduction surgery I’ve been putting off

    • theangryseal@lemmy.world
      3·
      2 months ago

      Man, I thought I was alone.

      This thing drags behind me like a tail. I could donate multiple penises to multiple innie dicks and I could still use mine as a lasso.