I use a small towel that I hang by the toilet specifically for this purpose. I guess if I had other people using my bidet I would have a big stack of them and throw them into a little hamper after a single use or something, but they only ever touch my butt and I make sure it’s squeaky clean before drying so I just change the towel out once a week.
Look, you’re the cleanest thing in your house at that point. So your towel is only ever getting cleaner. It is such a waste of precious resources to wash it.
How do you dry your butt after the bidet?
I use a small towel that I hang by the toilet specifically for this purpose. I guess if I had other people using my bidet I would have a big stack of them and throw them into a little hamper after a single use or something, but they only ever touch my butt and I make sure it’s squeaky clean before drying so I just change the towel out once a week.
Look, you’re the cleanest thing in your house at that point. So your towel is only ever getting cleaner. It is such a waste of precious resources to wash it.
Why would I clean my towel? My towel cleans me
I agree.
By the way, are towels supposed to bend?
The towel seems gross to me. I use a bit of toilet paper. Either that, or I just sit there for a few more minutes and drip dry.
I have a very hairy ass and, even though my bidet has a heated fan, I still need some paper.
One day I’ll graduate to the bidet with air dryer!
you’ve given yourself away, Agent!