Trump's promised press conference to refute the allegations in the indictment handed up by the Fulton County DA's Office is now in doubt, multiple sources said.
Trump had announced a plan to release info on alleged election interference.
Trump steps up to the podium with a folder of documents. As he opens it, he fumbles it with his cocktail weenie fingers, spilling out across the stage previously unknown Top Secret documents
Trump steps up to the podium with a folder of documents. As he opens it, he fumbles it with his cocktail weenie fingers, spilling out across the stage previously unknown Top Secret documents
“Uhhhhh. You were not supposed to see that.”
runs away
Such an exaggeration!
This fantasy you’ve written assumes he has a smidgen of shame. And we all know that isn’t even remotely true.
I just declassified that!
It also assumes he can run.
You lost us at “runs”.
Yeah. I should have put slowly waddles away
No, it was the previous line, where he cares about who sees what.
Alternatively, all blank documents works too.