No let this train wreck continue. If he has evidence to exonerate himself he would have never been indicted in the first place
I’m utterly convinced he wants to run from prison. His cult followers would worship him more
I think they support him out of spite now
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Nope, he’s just dumb. If he can’t go golfing when he wants I’m pretty sure he’s going to combust
Every anecdote (or honestly, just listening to him for five seconds) indicates he’s very dumb, which is only made more dangerous by the fact that he’s been wealthy his entire life and never faced actual consequences. Reports are he’s terrified at the prospect of jail. For regular people, jail takes a massive adjustment. For Trump, he’s probably never been told he can’t do a thing he wants (until the presidency, and even then he often just did it anyway) and has never really had to suffer anything as a result of his actions because rich people are incredibly insulated from normie shit like consequences, so yeah, very really chance if he’s sentenced he literally just combusts. It’ll be like trying to get a robot to believe a paradox.
Yep. This is it. Nobody wants to go to prison… For any reason.
For the first time in my life, I want to watch Trump’s press conference, and I really, really hope he actually does it. Seems weird for him to chicken out now.
Was hoping for another Four Seasons moment.
Bonus points if it’s in front of Four Seasons Lawn Care.
What do you think they are stupid? They have booked a venue at Ritz-Carlton…s Tire and Lube.
Oooooohhhh you wanted The Ritz. I booked a Ritz. You’ll be standing in front of a giant cracker.
Be right back. I’m creating 50 truth social accounts and messaging him to show us what a real strong leader he is and go through with it.
Is Truth Social still a glorified Mastodon instance?
Apparently, and I didn’t even know that. Of course that’s what they’d do.
Be sure to say something about how DeSantis would do it
I hope he does it. When do we start to see him throw other people under the bus? “Jim Jordan suggested it”.
I would love to watch him throw Jim Jordan under the bus. Any bus will do.
Why they still post his pictures where he looks like a superstar while he is a desperate salesman past his prime. On articles ridiculing him, nothing less.
I feel like we should all make accounts on true social to triple dog dare him to ignore the lawyers, and do the press conference. I’ll pop the popcorn.
Don’t worry, there’s probably plenty of real supporters doing just that.
He should do it
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Nobody has aim good enough to shoot something that small.
If he has a microscope, sure.
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And in his almighty hamberders and covfefe logic, Trumpty Dumpty will ofc disregard his lawyers’ advice.
Image him skipping the republican debate, interviewing with Tucker, threatening witnesses during the interview, and being thrown into prison the next day.
“Never interrupt your enemy’s foot in mouth disease” - General Tso Chi Kin
Great legal advice, I’m sure he’ll prudently adhere to their suggestion.
Prudent is his middle name!
Don’t listen to them, Donny Doo-doo. You just keep dribbling that shit from your pie-hole…there are starving dung beetles in Africa, dontchaknow!
I’m sure he will listen.
