PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]
JD Vance eats catfood? What a weirdo.
He eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
He eats pieces of shit for breakfast too?
Oh boy
(Sadly they’re making Happy Gilmore 2)
What would you do if you found a can of cat food in my apartment?
Dim the lights. Two open cans of whiskers puree on the table. And lots of couch.
It’ll cost you fifty to watch though.