No it’s because I don’t leave my house anymore unless I’m going to work or grocery shopping because I haven’t been drinking at bars, and I don’t use apps. My carapace may not be as chitinous as a xenomorph, and have me beat with the acid blood, but my personality is books and jokes, and at least I don’t reproduce parasitically…(wait…shit I guess we do…)
No it’s because I don’t leave my house anymore unless I’m going to work or grocery shopping because I haven’t been drinking at bars, and I don’t use apps. My carapace may not be as chitinous as a xenomorph, and have me beat with the acid blood, but my personality is books and jokes, and at least I don’t reproduce parasitically…(wait…shit I guess we do…)
If you’re looking for excuses to go out that isn’t drinking at bars - Look into book clubs, silent book readings, art classes and board game meetups…
Most of my friends are not alcoholics, where I like drinking but hate the noise of bars. All of those events cater to all types!
Hey those aren’t bad ideas, thanks!