SPRINGFIELD, IL—Describing the items on the shelf as yet other example of the “woke nonsense” abetting the feminization of American men, local conservative Nick Schwab, 54, told reporters Wednesday he was outraged by the availability of tampons and other period products in men’s grocery stores. “This is fucking unbelievable—what if I’d had my son with […]
I think we’ve finally hit the point where The Onion’s headlines are less outlandish than the actual ones.
That happened eight years ago, if not earlier.
RIP Harambe
Sometimes, but we never got anything like “the president wants to annex Greenland.” The Onion was usually at least just a smidge more outlandish.