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If republicans can find a spiritual successor to trump that is charismatic, captures people in the way he does, and is actually physically attractive we are done for. I mean we may be done for already but then we definitely are
Reminds me of the subreddit of simps for Kim Jung-Un’s sister.
I’ve definitely met people who thought Vladimir Putin was hot.
Basically if the US gets it’s own Giorga Meloni
you just described the demiurge congrats
Introduced a villain in my weekly ttrpg group. He’s an assassin for hire and leads a cult that worships an evil god, and their first interaction with this villain was then getting their butts kicked, essentially living to fight another day only because he didn’t finish them off, and then kidnapping one of the party members who he planned to sell off to a client that wanted to kill her personally.
So, a pretty bad guy. But he was hot, and cool, and man did they love him. After they caught up with him in his hideout while attempting to rescue their friend, another battle ensued. Better prepared this time, it was an even fight, with some close calls on both sides. The villain, not wanting to die himself, dealt a near death blow to one of the player characters and told them to take their friend and leave in a semi sensual scene where he was leaning against the player character, out of breath, nearing death’s door himself.
They loved to hate him, and when one player said “He’s so cool, I don’t know how to feel about him!” another player responded with my all time favourite quote I’ve ever elicited from a player and I quote…
“I know exactly how I feel about him.” imitates being stabbed by the villain’s weapon “I’m sorry for staining your clothes with my blood!”
Was villain also a bisexual time-stopping vampire by any chance?
No, is this a reference I’m not getting?
DIO, from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
And you never will, because every time you take a step toward him, he’ll stop time and move you back a step.
Bellatrix Lestrange. Case closed.
She have the “i’ll bite your dick off if i’m in a bad mood” vibe so nope.
“Don’t stick your dick in crazy unless you want really great sex.”
Right?? I’d go straight for that crazy woman.
Do henchmen (henchpeople?) count? Xenia Onatopp was my first thought.
Seconded.
What a way to go too.
“She was always a good squeeze”
I see you are on a top of things.
Tbh, most villains I’m like “Yeah they got a point though”
There is a podcast called “the villain was right” 10/10, would recommend
I can fix her.
everyone wants a murderbabe in theory but like… they’d probably just murderize you.
Stop selling me on the idea!
More like moral hump-ass, amirite?
Like?
