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I want to belive that this is true (and gay)
Anon is attending the guys wedding bc theyre the ones getting married.
Directed by JJ Abrams.
Nah… He’s marrying the drill sergeant.
It would be great but OP would be from a country that doesnt speak English and the theme song probably wouldn’t be English either. I’ve watched Bob l’éponge and the song is French.
Idk the Lithuanian one translates to about the same in English and service is mandatory in Lithuania.
I learned today that Singapore has mandatory military service and a majority English speaking population… So there’s a chance
Negligence discharge will make you wish you were dead though
Switzerland has it too, and while English isn’t the official language almost everyone speaks it.
Vem bor i en ananas djupt i det blå? Svampbob Fyrkant!
Hij woont in een ananas diep in de zee! Spongebob Squarepants!
Wait, so blåhaj means sea shark? I thought it was blue shark
Blå means Blue and it’s kind of a slang word for sea
Reading this I’m pretty sure that’s the kind of goofing you end up in at the Swiss army.
Tho having a 300m target distance on your first rifle shooting test seems far to me.
Wer wohnt in ein Ananas ganz tief im Meer? (SpongeBob Schwammkopf)
Generals totally watch new recruits shoot for the first time.
I mean, occasionally they do. Always popping up where you least expect (or want) them, in my experience.
Would you say that it happens in…
…general?
What happens in the general stays in the general
Aye aye Captain!
not sure, but i know where the general keeps his armies…
It happens in private.
Yeah, had a navy friend who met 2 different admirals during boot camp and 2 more at their first training command. Some times the sharks like to swim in the ponds
I have heard in eastern countries its a bit more common to see them compared to western ones
And completely neglects the chain of command to directly berate a drill sergeant. That’s like the CEO of McDonald’s going to a franchise to berate the guy making fries.
And the recruits shoot for their first time at 300 meters.
Unless Anon served in the Russian army, accidentally shooting a rock 10m away would be quite a serious safety breach leading to a good amount of investigations.
Anon is on 4chan and mentioned mandatory service…so yeah, probably Russia or a former Soviet state.
That’s why anon is going to that guy’s wedding next week; both were kicked out of army.
In Russian army, rock shoots you.
In soviet Russia the pension will get you for life… Jokes aside he won’t get any pension or medical in russian army, just get sent to Ukraine. Cheaper
I wonder what country this is that has conscription, speaks English and uses meters.
Singapore
It might come as a surprise to you, but quite a lot of people in the world learn English as a second language, and terminally online 4chan anons tend to get quite good at it, so this doesn’t narrow it down much.
Yes that’s why the drill instructor yells in English too. Come on now friend.
Spongebob gets dubbed in many languages. Makes sense anon would translate it back to English for posting on 4chan.
Hmm, that’s a good point.
Alright, which country would you suspect then? Because outside of the US, every other English speaking country uses the metric system (but I’m not sure if any of them still have mandatory conscription).
I think anon just made up a funny story.
Well, it wouldn’t be the first time, would it.
Hah, no. I just enjoy finding this sort of mistakes in the stories.
Læffy?
