May he die soon and painfully 🙏
I don’t want him to die soon. I want him to get locked in syndrome for a few years first. Let him have a preview of hell.
What? This doesn’t belong here. The Onion community is for satirical comedy news stories.
This…this is just a recap of recent events.
Yeah satire is hanging on by a thread these days
Hey at least comedians have plenty of material
Everyone is a comedian just by the mere act of reporting the news at it happens
I’m not convinced that the onion isn’t going to just start posting real news to see if anyone notices.
I’m struggling already…
tfw the onion reports facts while MSM reports even more bullshit than ever
More crazy face images need to be circulated.
Could just say racist idiot. Poor onion, they can’t create more bizarre topics than modern reality provides anymore.
