Only if your salary is at least $400,000/yr, your skin isn’t naturally melanated, your hair isn’t curly, and your religious leader owns a private jet. Queer folk like me will get accused of trafficking and raping young girls on account of you know how those queers are.

Incels:

Finally, I can get laid. This wouldn’t be necessary if they just accepted me for who I am. It’s not my behavior or lack of self care, it’s just women don’t understand what’s good and bad. The real win here is that everyone wins.

Everyone with a brain: