: “At least porky wasn’t told what to do, better dead than red!”God dang Porkys butthole. Every time Looney Toons come on, y’all put Porky’s Butthole on. I figure last night and the second cartoon come on, it was Porky’s friggin’ ol’ Butthole. I said surely y’all ain’t gonna put last till Porky’s freakin’ Butthole. I don’t see why in the heck you think these dang ol’ youngins are - cause they gonna Porky’s dang ol’ Butthole time after time, after time, after that time, and don’t ever get tired of it.
Thanks Biden
Bold of this article to think the fundamentals of the economy will survive the coming climate apocalypse. Where the hell can I invest my money in growth when everything is either burning or flooding. Coffins?!?
Don’t worry, you will die of starvation long before your die of fire and flood.
Can you do me next? How do I die?
Anal fissures.
Ok, me next. What’s gonna do me in?
The world’s most intractable case of dandruff.
Yeah, the future looks pretty bleak for young people. I’m in my 30’s and my retirement plan is fighting for survival or, preferably, dying.
The good news is death is great for the environment.
DRS GME to stop global financial fraud
No worries. I’m poor now but I’m going to be a billionaire next week anyway.
Capitalism works!
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Or a crowbar and some comrades
These comments read like /r/collapse
Welcome to America
The rest of the world has the same problem but is not ready for eating rats and feces yet.
My retirement plan is for a NATO-backed fascist paramilitary death squad to gun me down for harboring trans people
My last words are going to be “Nice Walther PPK, NEEEEERD.”
Go Harriet Tubman and get strapped if you’re going to bring the Underground Railroad back in style.
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Do you guys want to agree to do some mass suicide cult thing instead of retirement?
Let’s suicide the billionaires first and we’ll go from there
I will agree to it but not follow through. Close enough?
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that’s the neat part; humanity has done this so many times that we keep getting better at letting it get really, really, REALLY bad before people take action and we’re very far away from enough of us taking action to accomplish anything.
that’s too much, where’s jack kevorikian?
You could just move to Canada where their wonderful system will cure you of your poverty with a prescription of “Just kill yourself”.
i need an eeyore emote
Retirement? My “retirement plan” is subsistence rat hunting in a bombed out Walmart, what good will money do me? Campfire tinder?
Which one of us is going to be the first to commercialise the suicide booth?
Y’all need any beta testers?
so… like the rest of us have already found out - they can never retire unless they choose to do so in poverty.
