ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The OnionEnglish · 3 days ago19-Year-Old DOGE Agent Running Out of Excuses for Why He Can’t Hang Out With Elon This Weekendthehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1305arrow-down13
arrow-up1302arrow-down1external-link19-Year-Old DOGE Agent Running Out of Excuses for Why He Can’t Hang Out With Elon This Weekendthehardtimes.netZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The OnionEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square7fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·edit-23 days agoMan do you like want to hang out, shoot some ketamine and watch YouTube videos?
minus-squareDogPeePoo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·edit-23 days ago“Uh, I can’t man. My mom is really sick…” <<keyboard clacking— silent pause>> E: “No, I can see she’s not…” …. “…so ketamine and YouTube???” “…<sigh> sure, man.”
minus-squarekonalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days agoWith pretty much anyone else I’d accept
Man do you like want to hang out, shoot some ketamine and watch YouTube videos?
“Uh, I can’t man. My mom is really sick…”
<<keyboard clacking— silent pause>>
E: “No, I can see she’s not…” …. “…so ketamine and YouTube???”
“…<sigh> sure, man.”
With pretty much anyone else I’d accept