• rumba@lemmy.zipEnglish
    111·
    3 天前

    There isn’t one. When that stuff about “they chose the bear” happened, they meant it.

    You have to be vetted and have an in, give their dog bacon. Volunteer.

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
      13·
      2 天前

      There isn’t one. When that stuff about “they chose the bear” happened, they meant it.

      RIP women, but tbh what did they expect when they chose the bear

      • rumba@lemmy.zipEnglish
        4·
        2 天前

        I mean, they’re not exactly wrong, the odds of getting raped on an evening walk are drastically higher than a bear screwing with them.

        Being a guy, I think the odds are still relatively low, but also being a guy, I don’t have any say in how they feel about things nor their experience to understand.

        • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
          33·
          2 天前

          A random bear is a lot more likely to maul you to shit than a random dude is to rape you lol. It’s a horrible choice but I respect it (rip)

          • rumba@lemmy.zipEnglish
            3·
            2 天前

            A random bear is a lot more likely

            I get the feeling you’re not acquainted with wild bears.

            Unless they feel threatened (especially with cubs) they generally DGAF.

            Almost 1 in 2.1 Million Chances of Being Attacked by a Bear. (National Park Service)