Why are you doing this? Now I’m sad this isn’t a real thing.

I would also accept Christopher Walken as Boromir.

Cursed.

Is there a Jeffolas spinoff movie?

Orlandrey Goldbloom

Nick Mullen ruined Jeff Goldblum for me.

“Uh, have you, uh, tried putting the ring…uh, putting the ring in your ass?”

who’s gonna do mouth of sauron ?
i recommend any of the following:

mouth of the south jimmy hart

Tom Hanks for comedic genius effect

and Joe pesci because he looks like a guy who can get things done.