- cross-posted to:
- chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
- cross-posted to:
- chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
Don’t you fucking tempt me
To quote the article,
just do it—do it right now.
Ok fine. Wait I don’t have a PS5 and now I don’t have a job. Dang it.
You can come use mine and I’ll use you as inspiration to quit.
You can come use mine and I’ll use you
🤔
There are stranger way for two people to get together. And bump-intos with coffee cups and piles of paper are worn out.
If that doesn’t work there’s always plan b: drinking yourself to death
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Following in smashmouth guy’s footsteps, brave
Hey now
You’re an all-star
Get your game on
Amateurs… I have been doing this for more than a decade. Thank you Satoshi
I’ve been jobless for around 2 years now because of depression and shit, finally got back into working and I hate myself for not starting up my world of warcraft career back up. I could be a wow king by now 🙃😂
I’ve done that before. When I quit I stood in Orgrimar and gave out 10,000 gold to everyone who asked. That was a shit load of gold back then, although it might not be now. But I completely changed the Azeroth life of a dozen or so people.
As someone who is currently neglecting their offline life again becausenof that game (Classic Hardcore goes brrr) - be glad that you didn’t :D
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Blowjob Job? Intriguing…
There are still positions available behind the Wendy’s dumpster.
As someone that does BJJ, I wonder how sustainable this is. It’s not particularly great on the body, so the idea of training when you feel like it, and then taking time off to rest through work sounds nice in theory, but the reality is that unless you’ve got incredible genetics or are just starting out in that white belt beginner phase, you’re going to just end up hurt.
Don’t get me wrong, I see it all the time, but it’s not sustainable in the time it takes to get good. Ultimately you just end up as that poor twenty-something blue belt with the knees and hips of a fifty-something, still getting smeshed by higher belts.
I knew a guy who loved to travel. He would work for 1 year abroad teaching English, and then live for about 5 years off his earnings, while traveling the world. He managed about 12 years abroad before getting killed in a motorcycle accident in SE Asia.
It’s Brasilian Jiu-jitsu. Saved you a Google search.
Thanks. I thought it was blow jobs with extra emphasis on the jobs part
I don’t understand why everyone in the internet thinks people will understand their niche subcultures’ acronyms. US military people are the worst culprits.
This guy was able to deliver pizza for a month and live off that money for a few months?!
Wtf is this shit 1990s
Gtfo here boomer
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Sounds like the dream if I didn’t have a wife and dogs to care for. Maybe I should make that call to my therapist
yeah when i delivered pizza i barely worried about groceries or food because i had infinite supply of the best food
Living in absolute frugality to pursue his passion. I can respect that.
Lol, you couldn’t do that in 1990 either. You could barely afford to pay your portion of the rent on the 2 bd apartment you split with 4 people from a part-time pizza delivery job.
So I can quit my job and play PS5 for 15 minutes?
I could go back in time???
If only I had a PS5…
the xinjiang stuff is actually way more insidious than cultural genocide and organ farming that msm tells you about
what they actually do is brainwash you into getting a job, during which they implant you with subliminal commands to get a mortgage and a family, programmed to activate after you complete the ‘employment training’. after you fulfill these subliminal directives (with the help of targeted down payment discounts and government assigned gfs) the brainwashing wears off and suddenly all those rounded up prospective freedom fighters wake up, stuck on the hamster wheel for life
aint no one ever fed their kids on a freedom fighter’s salary, lemme tell ya. these guys are just stuck being desk jockeys for the rest of their lives. fates worse than death
Fuck off hexbear
I’ve made it 9 months since I quit.
Lotta chicken and rice but I thought I’d take my retirement before I die in the food wars
Hmm that’s an interesting chicken or egg problem. Which will come first, the food wars or the water wars?
There are ways to purify your own water, as long as the contaminants aren’t from something like nuclear, biological or chemical warfare. Subsistence farming is a LOT harder.
Especially with increasing effects of climate change. Unexpected droughts, floods, etc can decimate a subsistence farm very quickly
Bruh, I aim to the water wars. That’s starting next year, I believe.
Are you my roomate?
Tempting.
Literally what I have been doing since last month. I made it a bit more challenging by going on a vacation for a week too.
Look at mr moneybags over here who can afford a ps5 and a 4k tv
Hey man, respect the speedrun strats
His RTA poverty game is as close as it can get without TAS
The guy in the picture is not playing FIFA. If he was he’d be frowning and smashing his controller
I don’t think anyone playing any game has that expression on their face while playing.
Nintendo Australia has captured the face when playing perfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIJODMsYbkc
The silent pain of existence.
The real TotK experience is spending 10 minutes creating an overcomplicated vehicle with the slightly fiddly controls, before accidentally hitting it and watching it zoom off into the distance…
I’m almost asleep and was trying real hard to understand the real TikTok experience…
Good night
You have never seen someone play Animal Crossing or Stardew Valley have you?
they should have called me for research, i actually tested this one when the technology was PlayStation™