• Clbull@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Then I got magnums some time later and it was a lot more enjoyable.

      “Whoops. I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!”

      • SARGEx117@lemmy.world
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        “here’s a story whose only link is the word condom, I just want everyone to hear me say I’ve got a massive dick. That is all.”

      • A Phlaming Phoenix@lemm.ee
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        1 year ago

        And is it comfortable? Or does it cut off circulation? People with larger penises need larger condoms, and that shouldn’t be surprising. It’s actually not legal to make condoms in the US large enough to cover some men on the larger end of the spectrum. Those guys often have to import condoms from the UK to get one that is comfortable.

        If you think “condoms can stretch over your arm” is a good argument, then I suggest doing it to yourself and keeping it on there for a good 20 minutes. See if it’s comfortable.

    • Cosmic Cleric@lemmy.world
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      Tried to put one on one night for sexy times and it hurt.

      So if you have a pp with bigger girth

      So even when you win the lottery, there’s a price to be paid.